I sing in a band called All Time Low. My voice is like a mix between Fergie and Jesus. I'm one of the greatest people that exist. You'll never meet anyone that's better than me. Unless you meet Blink 182. They're the only people on earth that are better than me. And Aliens. But Aliens would never waste their time on someone that doesn't have better hair than me. If there was an award for sexy hair, I would have won it over 20 times by now. Also, I fucked your dog.
